For fear of being massacred I would wish that this article did not have my name but for the hope of starting an anti soccer society I will gladly like it to bear my name.
I hate soccer, why on earth would grown men run around chasing a ball. Of all the things to run after a ball its hideous. Thank God this World Cup frenzy comes once after four years. Dont get me wrong I am glad its happening only next door and I have watched a match or two. Thats just the problem I have been forced to watch these matches because the people I live with watch the live match then the retake and the analysis never stops.
What I hate the most is that everyone has got something to say. Everyone thinks their point makes sense more than other people talking at the same time. OK, back to the so-called sport to those that are anti soccer we could start a society. And if you are not convinced why you should join the society here are ten good reasons:
Soccer encourages child labor. What are all those children doing on the pitch before the match? Are they are going to be paid for standing there with those soccer players?
You have to keep on cheering even if your team is losing. You cant just leave the match after paying an arm and a leg to be there.
Whats with soccer players thinking that soccer is the only worthwhile sport? I guess it takes skill and class to understand another sport.
They pay the announcers to say, Oh he runs after the ball and now he throws it.Yes he kicks it away. I dont get that.
I really would like to agree with the people that say we must ban the vuvuzelas. Whats the point of watching the game when you are almost deaf?
You can head the ball but you cant use your hands.
The throw in, all of a sudden and you can use your hands. They should make up their minds.
The players run for 90 minutes only to lose. Save my energy for the better.
The referees: so much power given to one man gives me the creeps.
Why is it when a player scores he runs off to celebrate on his own? Most of the time, his other team members, have to run after him, but he keeps running away.
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