It’s now obvious and clear ukuthi iqhude (that cock) leZanu (PF) is finally coming home to roost, but still we want our “Bob Haramed” Baba Jukwa to come back and tell us using that familiar language we had come to understand better. So far, some of us have not understood a thing as to what exactly is happening simply because it’s not Baba Jukwa who is telling us.
Actually, the real Baba Jukwa would have made some of the fixtures being played by Gamatox Team vs Weevils-PF to be merely delayed matches for all of us as Zimbos. It is really not so cool that we now have to buy and read newspapers we never ever wanted to buy, or even google news website we never wanted to visit as they are actually our swear words – yet we currently have little options but to read their biased stories.
l just want the real Baba Jukwa to come back and give us contact numbers of certain people that deserve a direct voice call. On top of my own list is Jabulani Sibanda. I need the cell phone numbers of JB because l want to ask him if it is really true that he is “no longer” a member of Zanu (PF)? I still can’t believe it you know! Further, I want to buy him a “shirt” for Christmas from eKhothama, but l want to know and have him confirm whether he thinks it must be “short or long sleeve?”
Secondly, l desperately need the personal contact numbers of the second-first lady after the late Sally Mugabe! I have a list of questions for her.
One is to find out in which planet has she been living to come back now and finally “Meet the People” – only to tell us such stale and stinking news that certain officials are “incompetent and extremely corrupt”. Its donkey years we have been saying that the “corruption sewerage tank” has burst and is overflowing the whole country and beyond njalo iyanuka phuuuu!
The second-first lady also needs to confirm when the registration opens for the 2015 academic year at Zvimba-State House University! It is now in my New Year’s resolutions that before end of next year (2015) l should have upgraded my hard-earned Diploma into a Doctorate at ZSHU! – The author can be contacted on ndixam@gmail.com
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