The emperor takes his throne

inister for education), who I understand was tasked to spearhead the new decorations, this symbolises power and authority. These trappings are evidence of the ruling party’s obsession with external symbolism – whitewashed tombs housing death and worms come to mind.
Significantly, the lion is facing backwards – which, according to Chigwedere, symbolises vigilance. I would call it watching one’s back – the people of Zimbabwe have frightened the hell out of Zanu (PF) and they are constantly having to look over their shoulders to see who’s coming to get them.
Leopard skins are draped on either side of the granite throne, together with two huge elephant tusks. A fully-grown, stuffed leopard hangs on the Zanu (PF) of the hous casting carnivorous stares at the two stuffed kudu heads hanging on the MDC side.
In my view this symbolises the violent nature of Zanu (PF). I daresay Chigwedere would disagree with me – but I’m pretty sure most Zimbabweans will agree.
However way you see it, a lot of animals lost their lives for the new-look, “cultural” parliament. The whole thing is just another grandiose gesture – full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Just like the new airport, the national stadium and the heroes’ acre. Meaningless. Useless to the people of Zimbabwe.
After spending untold millions on the new-look parliament, I hear they are planning to move the whole shebang to the Kopje – decimating hundreds of beautiful msasa trees and an historic, natural landmark in the process.
That whole area, of course, will now be out of bounds for us Zimbabweans. We will no longer be able to enjoy the view of our once-lovely city from the Kopje.
It is interesting that nobody knew about parliament’s facelift. The re-decoration was never put out to tender. Nobody knows the cost or who the contractors were. I’m prepared to bet my bottom Zimdollar that is was some Zanu (PF)’s minister’s wife’s friend who got the contract – in US dollars of course – and that many Zanu-connected palms were greased along the way. So much for transparent and accountable government.
As he sat on his new throne, the emperor declared: “My tribute goes to the gallant people of Zimbabwe for continuing to exhibit great fortitude despite the prevailing economic challenges which are orchestrated by the country’s detractors.” Pass me the sick-bag please.
The be-medalled Mugabe, wearing a green and yellow sash, had a temporary accident with reality when he said the rising inflation rate was “worrisome” but reverted back to his fantasy world proclaiming that his government would “tame the monster”. His fantasties continues as he declared that good rains had “set the stage for a strong rebound of the agricultural sector”.
The only monster who needs taming is the one sitting on a granite stone surrounded by stuffed animals.