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Results please
We are now in March and still O-Level results are not yet released. VaChigwedere go and feed mbudzi kumusha.
GARI HARRIS DEE, NORTON

Bob go now
Enough is enough the old man should step down. We are starving.
TARWIREI LION, HARARE

Mahoso paper
How doe


s the Business Weekly newspaper launched by Mahoso compete with established weeklies?
ANONYMOUS


Demonic CIO
Please allow me space to express my sympathy over Gift’s narrow escape from the filthy hands of the demonic, possessed CIO. These people know very well that you are providing us with valuable information. So I warn you to be very brave. Keep up the good work. Don’t be discouraged.
N.B., HARARE


Bob exposed
You won’t fool us – you signed energy deal first with China, then Russia now with Namibia. You won’t fool us old man. We are watching you.
CHITUNGWIZA


Brighten paper
Please brighten the look of you paper. It’s kind of dull. We need more entertainment news of international actors and singers.
SAMUEL K, DANGAMVURA


Chihuri corrupt
I am a cop based in Bulawayo. Chihuri built his house in Selbourne Park using police building materials, police builders and police vehicles. The house is being rented by someone else but is on 24-hour police guard. Is this not corruption?
COP, BULAWAYO


SOS to police
Please police we need your help. In Zengeza 3 there is a brothel along Chari Road. Every weekend they shoot some pornographic videos. Please come and rescue us.
GIDZA


Lets retaliate
If we would retaliate with the same fighting spirit as the people in Harare the Mugabe regime could be history by now.
MAN G.B., BULAWAYO


Soccer please
Please make the paper bigger and write English premier league news, as well as pictures.
SAMUEL, DANGAMVURA


Council slammed
Nurses Council of Zimbabwe explain to us why you want us to renew twice annually our practicing certificates in March and August. Zvakamboitika kupi? Hatina mari.
GWAMAN


Tsvangirai turns 55
I want to say happy birthday to Morgan Tsvangirai for turning 55 years. Kushaya hedu mari tingadai taita 10th movement asi nhamo yatakapihwa naRobert. Rambai makatsika.
DAX, HARARE


What democracy?
Is this democracy? Banning rallies for political parties in a free Zimbabwe. VaMugabe neZanu (PF) yenyu tanzwa nenzara chibvai tisu takakuisai pachigaro. It was a mistake.
BORED ZIMBABWEAN

Penpal please
My name is Milton Kapfidze, a boy aged 17. I need a penpal. My address is 3870 Ngoni, Norton.
MILTON, NORTON


Herogram
Tsvangirai is a hero. Zimbos please lets rally behind this God-given messiah. Curfew, bans, sticks, torture are nothing. Rusununguko 2 is a must. World Cup iri kure.
G.B.


Overhaul Bosso
Highlanders team is lacking strategies for winning their games in 2007. I appeal to the coaches to overhaul his technical bench before its too late.
DISAPPOINTED


Bob warned
I am a member of the ZRP. Police are now relaxing when dealing with opposition protests because they are also tired of sekuru. Police also need better salaries. Tsvangirai is fast becoming the President. Bob won’t go anywhere this time. If he rigs again, civil war.
CHABVONDOKA


More demos
MDC as an official party respects laws of the country but when the partisan, overzealous police do not respect the ruling of the courts, MDC should not apply for permission. Its high time MDC became radical and more aggressive. Rallies and demos should be held without notice. The dictator must not have a chance to plan. More demos, men and women arise.
MUZUKURU WENYOMBWE

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