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Ndebeles revulsed

Wena Absalom Sikhosana, why do you translate Mugabe’s rubbish English speeches into Ndebele? Are you implying Ndebele people can’t speak English? You are insulting our intelligence and you are a disgrace to your tribe.

MAZAKELA

Where is AGO?

Pane akambonzwawo kuti Arthur Mutambara ari kupi? Anyanya kuti zii zii. I am sure he realized kuti kushaudha Tsvangirai hakubhadhare.

CHINJA CHAIYO

Unite please

Simba Makoni naTsvangirai ngatibatanei tikunde pasarudzo gore rinouya. There is no substitute for unity.

ONE LOVE

Rip off

Its pointless for ZINWA to bill $13 million for water to civil servants with a net salary of $8 million. Kushandira mvura here?

ANONYMOUS

Bob to lose

Zanu (PF) committed suicide by endorsing Mugabe at their useless congress. Hapana munhu akakwana anovhotera harahwa iyi.

NDATENDA, H

Bob to win

Zanu (PF) irikuzoramba iri panyanga imi machinja. Kuda musingadi vaMugabe is around for another five years. Viva Zanu (PF). Pasi nezvimbwasungata.

KAGUVI

MDC hopeless.

As long as Tsvangirai’s faction is still locked in internal fights, there is no hope for us. The MDC is hopeless.

REALIST, HARARE

MDC victory

The problems in MDC are exaggerated. The Matibenga issue is just a storm in a tea-cup. The MDC will win the next election. Wanna bet?

SIMBA, KWEKWE

Show leadership

Mudhara Tsvangirai gara pasi naMai Mati mugadzirisane. We don’t need these fights on the eve of an election. If you are not careful, this issue will consume you.

CHIPO

Congress useless

Zanu (PF) congress was a useless talk shop. There was no suggestion whatsoever on how they are going to turnaround the economy. Zero!

MICHAEL

Corrupt chefs

Gono top brass ndiyo yauraya nyika. VaMugabe Willowvale scandal, nepotism, 5 farms each, diamond smugglers, cash barons, tractor scams etc. Who is doing this Cde President?

ANONYMOUS

ZIMSEC lies

ZIMSEC yonyeba ichiti maCertificates eO-Level would be ready for collection November iwo asati aprintwa!

ZIMSEC BODO

Worse racist

Ian Smith was an old satanic racist dictator. This was a white Smith. There is also a black Smith who is worse racist and more Satanic. I wish him the same fate sooner rather than later. Damn him.

CDE DD1

Where u at?

David Nheta and Prince Ndlovu where are you. We were together at Masvingo Poly in 1997. Anyone with info to phone on 0912864270.

ANONYMOUS

Students stranded

Does anyone care of UZ students who are sleeping kuNRZ. Please someone come and save Zimbabwe.

TIRED

Upwardly mobile

Did you know that Cde Chinos now moves around with an English translator?

ANONYMOUS

Oppressed plea

Does God really care to see us suffering this way? Is he really the author of this evil? Isaiah 45 vs 4-21. But he heard Hannah’s prayers and what of us?

ANONYMOUS

Go now

Mugabe step down and make way for democracy. Let us pray for free and fair elections.

ANONYMOUS

Puzzle please

May you please introduce crossword puzzle.

ANONYMOUS

De-Mbare forever

Many thanks to Yogi for keeping his faith on Mutizirwa, although he could not score like he used to do last year. I can foresee dozens of goals coming from his boots next year. De-Mbare for life.

NECESSARY

Prisons neglected

Does the prison service fall under the uniformed forces? If it does why is it so much neglected?

PRISON OFFICE

More copies

Tokumbirawo murambe muchimwaya mashoko echokwadi kuno kuChiendambuya Growth Point. Tinoda kuverenga bepa iri asi hariwanikwe. Tanzwa nekunyeperwa nebepa reManica Post. Help us tizive patimire.

ANONYMOUS

Hospital blackout

Its surprising that even hospitals experience power cuts.

YEUKAI

Clarion call

All MDC activists, its time to fight and defeat the enemy. Let us not fight for positions now. Let’s fight to win the presidential election. After that we will decide who is fit for such and such a position.

MUZUKURU WENYOMBWE

Time up Morgan

Tsvangirai is no longer his former political self. It’s high time he called it quits before we witness a lot of blunders from the otherwise erstwhile opposition leader.

ANONYMOUS

Poll fraud

Many people whose IDs start with 63 has been scratched from the voters roll. Why Mudede?

ANONYMOUS

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