Short stories
Please introduce short stories column in our beloved, informative, reliable and affordable newspaper.
ANONYMOUS
Passport crisis
I applied for a passport in 2006 and the waiting is too long. Just imagine two years waiting for a travel document. Mudede, do something.
ANONYMOUS
Vendors dishonest
Please save us from your thieving vendors selling the paper for as much as $1million to $1,5 million per copy along Robert Mugabe Ave.
ANONYMOUS Â
Boycott poll
Rejection of new constitution and poll delay reflect that Mugabe is a real cheater. We do not want to waste time in queues fully knowing that he has already stolen votes. MDC must boycott poll.
MAPRAZI
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Bob on beer
Mugabe: “Ndinokurudzira vabiki vehwahwa kuti vakwidze mutengo kusvika pamari yekupedzisira nekuti muhwahwa ndimo mamuri kufurirana kundibvisa pachigaro.
RAZOR
Wake up
Pepukai imi masoja ababa Chatunga. Morgan ndizvo.
CHINJA
Vote with ID
Zimbabwe is a country with high levels of migration. The voters roll is not applicable. An ID should be used for voting.
ANONYMOUS
Bob unpatriotic
Mugabe is very unpatriotic. The geriatric is bent on destroying the party and country he claims to love.
ANONYMOUS
Reality check
Lets not lie to ourselves. There is no-one who will help us. We have to help ourselves.
ANONYMOUS
Roads impassable
Rushinga Mkosa just wondering how Lazarus Dokora is going to campaign when the roads were all swept away by floods and no action is being taken. MDC where are you?
ANONYMOUS, RUSHINGA
Bob careless
How can someone spend US$100,000 on holiday only while vaanoti masupporters ake they are starving Haana hanya don’t support him.
ANONYMOUS
Deport Butau
Arrest and deport Butau from UK. He is also one of those responsible for our suffering. Let him come and taste a bit of their own medicine in a Zimbabwe remand prison.
ANONYMOUS
Cash baron
Gono is the cash baron. Do you know Gono is buying forex?
ANONYMOUS
Unite please
Zimbabwe has all it needs to be the best country. I plead to you all Zimbabweans to unite and speak with one voice.
ANONYMOUS
Double standards
Human rights organizations made a hullabaloo when Tsvangirai was clapped yiriot but have never commented about our butchered relatives during Gukurahundi. Yebo??
SIKUKHANGELE
Freedom coming
I see change coming in 2008 whether Bob likes it or not.
TINDO
Mugabe’s slaves
Whether we like it or not we have become Mugabe’s slaves. Myself I hate it. Guys, lets fight this dictator.
CHIPO
Zanu (PF) ploy
Be careful of Zanu (PF)’s tactics. Zanu is now creating another party within Zanu using Simba Makoni so as to legitimize the election if MDC boycotts.
ANONYMOUS
Lost pride
Mugabe you were once a teacher. Give us back our lost pride. Kana wazvitadza enda kwaZvimba kundofa wega.
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Gono failure
Remove Gono, remove zeroes. Gono and his seniors have all failed. Wake up Zimbabweans.
WAKANYI
Leaking from top
The government of Zimbabwe is the only one that leaks from the top.
MAFA
Another Calendar
Thanks for the Calendar. Do print another one so that we can give to our friends.
WILSON, BYO
Tired of misrule
Hapana here n’anga ingatibayire Guhungo netsono afe because hey tameta nenzara, humbavha.
TINOS GWESE
Bob warned
Iwe Mugabe isu we are humans. We were God-made meaning we are natural we are not to mess with. Uchazviona.
WENHAMO
Heavy fall
Sekuru, the higher you go, the harder you shall fall. Be warned.
ALBERT MATAGA
No power
I have a business in Leopold Takawira in Harare and don’t have electricity since 24 Nov.
ANONYMOUS
Ripple effects
Munochinjirei mari? Zvinhu zvese zvabva zvakwira manje.
ANONYMOUS
What happened?
Ko huchi nemukaka zvakaendepiko munyika yababa?
NORMAN
More problems
It looks like the RBZ has given us another load of problems.
NYAMIDZI
Simba alternative
If the MDC factions are not serious about reuniting then let Simba Makoni fast-track his political party formation.
S
Deport Reason
What is Reason Wafawarova doing in Australia? He is the architect of the atrocious Border Gezi training camps. Anybody out there bring back the patriot to suffer with us.
ANONYMOUS
Vote Morgan
Lets all vote Tsvangirai to get food on our tables.
ANONYMOUS
Keep it up
I would like to thank The Zimbabwean staff for remaining vigilante in the fight to shape Zimbabwe into a democratic nation.
MUNIKWA BISMARK
Lies, lies
How can Chamisa be so childish to deny what Morgan said in Shona on e-TV while we all listened? This country has been destroyed by lies from Mugabe now from MDC.
ANONYMOUS
ZimPost thieves
ZimPost workers are opening our mail and destroying them. Something must be done please because they are targeting foreign stamped mail.
ANONYMOUS
Congenital idiots
Only congenital idiots endorsed Mugabe. How can reasonable people expect an 84 year old dunderhead to change their lives for better? He had abundant time, 28 years under developing Zimbabwe.
MAURAZI waMUYAMBI
Propagating propaganda
Propaganda is a vile and misleading nuisance. We need truly independent media in Zimbabwe not tabloid political newspapers.
Diaspora vote
We need Diaspora vote. Government, there are Zims outside Zimbabwe. They have a right to vote.
JOZI
ZTV license
Why should we pay for the ZTV license isu tisina transmission for the past 6 months. Saka tatokona kuona AFCON here shuwa shuwa?
2 WORRIED
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Exorbitant fees
Where will we get all that money for fees, $500 million?
MIDLANDS STATE UNIVERSITY
Z is rubbish
Everything that begins with Z is rubbish. Check ZRP, ZIMRA, ZBC, ZTV, ZIFA, ZHING ZHONG, ZISCO, ZIMSEC.
USADHERERE
Pseudo revolutionary
My people need respite. Having just escaped the grip of quasi fascist tyranny (1980) they fell into the clutches of a pseudo revolutionary.
No violence
I hate Zimbos in the Diaspora who call on us here in Zim to resort to violence.
JOHN
Power please
ZESA yaparara. We the residents of Zengeza 4 have no electricity for 8 months now. Tanzwa huni dzadhura veduwe. Please we need magetsi now.
AMAI VHO
Vendor stealing
Taneta nekusevenzera Charlie wekuMbare paPost Office. Tipeiwo mumwe vendor tapota.
DAILY NEWSPAPER
Confusing electorate
That man called Makoni wants to confuse people by forming another party and splitting votes.
ANONYMOUS
Gono has failed
English language as a subject has not been my problem but I am dead certain that the best definition for failure is Gono and his economics.
ANONYMOUS
Remove Pharaoh
To fire Gono is not the answer but to remove King Pharaoh by any means.
ANONYMOUS
Change vendor
Why can’t you put people who monitor the sales of newspapers at Mbare Musika Post Office. Charlie and twins are hiding the papers only to sell them at exorbitant prices.
ANONYMOUS
World record
Never in the history of humankind has monetary notes ranged from 1 cent to $10 million. Surely this must be a world record.
SITHOLE
IDs for voting
Please this time discard the manipulated voters roll and allow us to vote using ID cards.
ANONYOUS
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