Army hungry
It’s not only cadets that are hungry but the army at large. Every mess in the army is starving and every Zimbabwean ministry is now paralysed.
SOLDIER
Kudos Phillip
Thanks to Chiyangwa for the soccer coverage. Keep it up.
GIVEMORE NENOHWE
Soldiers neglected
Iwe Mugabe kana usisade isu masoja taura kwete kutipa tumacents.
ANONYMOUS
Plea to Rex
The aged serial assassin should not personalize Zimbabwe. It is not his but our heritage. Unodei chausina iwe? Rex Nhongo uripi tatambura.
BLACK NAPOLEON
Lets pray
As we approach the much talked about election, let’s open our Holy Bible on Psalm 80. God still loves us. Let’s pray that all those who plan to cheat will fail.
ANONYMOUS
Bravo Zapiro
Zapiro Calendar is a zipo. Zapiro is the best cartoonist. Hang some of the calendars in Parliament.
CHINGWA, GWERU
Be warned
Chinewspaper chenyu chaakuda kuenderera manje. We will be picking up your reporters one by one very soon, starting with your chief reporter Gift Phiri and everyone else using pseudonyms such as Bayethe Zitha.
ANONYMOUS
Expand reach
The Zimbabwean is a good paper. It should reach the stupid Zanu (PF) people of Mudzi, Murehwa, UMP who support Mugabe. Kupusa semwana anochemera mukaka kuna mai vakafa.
ANONYMOUS
Daylight robbery
Reserve Bank please tinodawo foreign currency yedu yakavharirwa neNMB bank pakatorwa FCA licence.
DISGRUNTLED CLIENT
Viva Zuma
Zimboz greeted news of Zuma victory with delight hoping for a tougher stance and for quiet diplomacy at the bank ATMs.
ANONYMOUS
Thieving vendors
Your vendors at Nyore Nyore, corner Charter Rd, Seke Rd, Julius Nyerere, Kenneth Kaunda Ave are selling The Zimbabwean at $500,000 per copy now.
MASHY, HIGHFIELD
Kenya carnage
Mugabe, Kenya scenario is coming to Zimbabwe if you rig the election.
ANONYMOUS
Load shedding
Do top government officials own candle making companies? This is no longer load shedding someone must be smiling all the way to the bank selling candles.
MAGARA, GWERU
Lying idle
It’s amazing to note that some agricultural implements confiscated from farms 4 years ago are gathering dust, rusting at some Thornhill Airforce Base at MQS flats.
CADET
Divide Zim
I think Zimbabwe must be divided into two countries: one side for Mugabe and his supporters and their own kind of democracy, and another for the rest of us.
ANONYMOUS
Unite please
Ndinoti for all parties batanai tibvise Zanu. Tsvangirai ndiye leader wa2008.
ANONYMOUS
Fantastic calendar
I’ve many calendars. The one in The Zimbabwean is my calendar of the season.
KUSH
Great calendar
Thank you for the calendar. I love those cartoons. I have been collecting them since I started reading The Zimbabwean.
MUG, ZVISHAVANE
No hope
Voting will not change things. Experience has taught me that. I am looking to pack my bags this year. But I will keep praying for change though.
ANONYMOUS
Name barons
If the norm is to report law breakers as Gono says then he should lead by example and name the cash barons.
ANONYMOUS
End is nigh
Dai ndanga ndirini Bob ndapostponer maelections because mira uone zvatirikuda kukuita munaMarch.
ANONYMOUS
Problem Pharaoh
Gono should stop wasting our time blaming it all on cash barons. The problem is Pharaoh.
ANONYMOUS
Mutezo defiant
ChiZanu chakaoma. How do you expect Munacho Mutezo to hand over the management of water and sewer to city councils knowing kuti ndipo pagraft rake? Ari kutoluma ipapa.
ANONYMOUS
Bogus guerillas
There are no war vets in Zimbabwe anymore but mercenaries. War veterans worked for nothing but these ones demand money. So there are no war vets in Zimbabwe anymore.
.Z. MASVINGO
Leave us alone
Leave David Whitehead Textiles alone you Zanu (PF) thieves. Tisiyei mhani. What free shares?
ANONYMOUS
Wish list
May 2008 bring you the courage of Shaka, the victory of Zuma, not the guilt of Mbeki; the meekness of Mandela, the honour of de Klerk and the patience of a Zimbabwean.
KALONJI
Deport Butau
Butau case is funny. How one can run to his enemy for safety! Hokoyoi ikoko munopera. I guess he is a CIO operative planted by Zanu (PF) Pvt Ltd. Deport him.
ANONYMOUS
God’s plan
Please can you just leave Zimbabwe alone? God knows what He has planned for this country. Remember everything has its time. Thank you.
ANONYMOUS
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