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Mugabe dynasty

Mugabe is waiting for Chatunga to come of age so that he can handover the reins of power to him because he thinks Zimbabwe is his personal property.

ANONYMOUS

Root cause

Governor Gono ndimi murikukonzeresa maproblems nekungoramba muchiprinta mari. Ndoeconomics dzekupi ko idzodzo?

ETHEL, HARARE

Gono scared

Iwe Gono kana uchivaziva ivo maMinister arikuita corruption sei usingataure kuti vagosungwa. Unotya nokuti ihama dzaMugabe. Ko zvavari kuuraya nyika iwe uchingoti cash barons, cash barons.

ANONYMOUS

Free advice

Gono now you must print money that expires every three months and demand that everybody open an account to avoid cash barons.

FRM

Flush the regime

There is no better time to flush down the drain this heartless Zanu (PF) government than the forthcoming elections. Rise maZimbo. Give them the boot.

MBOTONGO

Red card Bob

EZimbabwe yonke sokusele ixhegu elione elihambayo emsebenzini. Akuvunyelwa yini na ukulinika ipenjeni ngoMarch lo ozayo?

TSITA

RIP Reynolds.

Norman Reynolds, we are loaded with grief at your untimely departure from this earth but anyway, God knows. Rest In Peace

RIP

Folks fed up

I was at my rural home last week (Magunje) and was so impressed on the realization that the old folks are fed up with Zanu (PF).

ANONYMOUS

Fantastic picture

Keep it up The Editor and staff at The Zimbabwean. The picture on Page 1 tells it all. Zvakanakawo here izvo?

EXPOSE THEM

In a crucible

Suffice to say that most Zimbos will just be content with the mere achievement of surviving beyond 2007. A crucible (a real melting pot) is what we are wallowing in. But just keep alive. Tomorrow has more surprises in store.

ANONYMOUS

Just go

Sekuru should go to save us. Tsvangirai more rallies at Gokwe. Mutambara naWelshaman Ncube hamuoni kuti makarasika?

MUCHANOZVIZIVA

Bob challenged

If Mugabe claims Zimbabwe to be free and united let him walk alone in Mbare or Makokoba.

MHOFU

Crossword please

How about Crossword puzzle?

BMG

Role abdicated

Is it possible kuti vanhu vapandukire hurumende? MuZimba hurumende ndiyo yapandukira vanhu vayo. I have since joined Archbishop Ncube to pray for change.

ANONYMOUS

Stupid note

Gono’s $750,000 note is a stupid one. You need a calculator to find how much money is 15 such notes etc.

CDE IRWAI

Abandon Bob

Imi vanhu veZanu chamunonyanyo nyengerera chii kuna Mugabe chamusina? Mukai mhani.

BOPI

Cadets hungry

Its always sadza and cabbage at Thornhill messes in Gweru. Giraffe meat poached from elsewhere relieved us. But its no more now.

CADET SOLDIER

Patronage network

Mugabe, like Shaka Zulu is surrounded by a gang of sycophants, and praise singers coupled with a bunch of yellow bellied treacherous people.

ANONYMOUS

Zisco shambles

Zisco is in chaos because: 1. Most of the managers are unschooled. 2.Artisans are lowly paid. 3.Zanu (PF) is busy looting. 4.Too many useless workers unions.

ZISCO WORKER

Zisco corruption

Corruption is rife at Zisco. Management has awarded itself $1,8 billion each as a holiday allowance. 21 4x4s have been bought. Employees are living on peanuts.

TAPFIDZA

Mugabe’s wives

No one can dispute Dongo’s statement that men in Zanu (PF) are Mugabe’s wives. The recent congress proved this.

ANONYMOUS

Sanctions lies

Hitler’s propaganda minister Josef Goebbels used to say any lie frequently repeated ultimately gains belief. That’s what Bob is trying to do with his lies about sanctions.

ANONYMOUS

No sanctions

Mugabe ari kunyepa kuti masanctions auraya nyika yet what we have is a travel ban barring mukadzi wake kuno gadzirwa nzara kuUK.

BABA TINO, HARARE

Rigging plot

Mugabe is planning to rig elections in Harare South by creating fake addresses at Saturday retreat.

ANONYMOUS

Reveal atrocities

It is good for the Matabeleland people to tell us Shonas what Mugabe did to them so we can fathom the base of the modern tribal gap in Zim. I am asking survivors of Gukurahundi atrocities to tell their stories through The Zimbabwean so that we can learn to build bridges.

VIVA MT

Zanu acronym

ZANU (PF) acronym: Ziva Anokupa Nzara Uchivhota seusina PFungwa.

ANONYMOUS

Why Bob only?

Every story in your paper is about Mugabe. Hamuna zvimwe zvekunyora here zvine development yenyika?

ANONYMOUS

Probe schools

Hartley 2 and St Francis High Schools in Chegutu have become infamous and quite notorious for circumventing government directives on fees and levies by having dubious civies days, variety shows, fun days etc. virtually daily. ANONYMOUS

Remove Morgan

For as long as MDC leaves the ever blundering Tsvangirai at the helm, Zanu (PF) will win come March 2008.

ANONYMOUS

Decisive year

Let 2008 be the year for change. We want a spirit of change in everyone.

ANONYMOUS

Paltry allowance

Is it fair to pay a junior police officer a meager travel and subsistence allowance of $3 million for 2 weeks and then deploy him to Chiadzwa diamond area?

COP

Can’t survive

I am a teacher. My salary is $20 million. My son is going to start Form 1. The cheapest boarding school deposit is $30 million, no uniform. How should I survive?

TEACHER

Make them pay

Mahwindi can you please make all police officers and soldiers pay commuter fares so that they can revolt against sekuru.

NDATENDA

Lost & Found

I have picked up a metal ID for Itai Chiputula. Call me on 091 296 6608.

ANONYMOUS

More pages

Please increase the number of pages in your newspaper. This is our only voice to show our solidarity with our President, Morgan Tsvangirai.

ANONYMOUS

Load shedding

Does anyone else feel the pain this year has brought? Power off at 6am, then on the following day at 3 am in Sakubva! Why does ZESA want us to begin hating 2008 so badly.

WHY

Back off

Tsvangirai and Mutambara lets back off a bit and lets give a chance to Simba Makoni vatiratidze zvinoitwa Dzimbabwe.

ANONYMOUS

MDC plea

Please my beloved MDC why are you in silence? We need to hear from you more often. We need to know everything about our party. Ask The Zimbabwean to give you a page to articulate policy.

SAUSAGE

AGO not ready

Mutambara is not ready to be president. He knows it. He will do us a lot of good if he concentrates on his natural calling in robotics.

ANONYMOUS

Why ‘Zimsketch’

ZIMSEC or ZIMSKETCH is at it again. No transport refunds, no cash in lieu of dinner. Hatimake this year. Lets form an association and fight for our rights.

EXAM MARKER

To hell Morgan

Mungati Tsvangirai angatonga ani iye achititi timame kuti agotonga? Zvirikuita Zanu (PF) haazvione? Ngaadzidze kubva kuvakuru. Matractor haamaoni. Zvakanaka zvakanaka ngatisashore zvose.

ANONYMOUS

Gono warned

Gono usaone kunge hatina kufunda. Unongori shishi kushandura mabearer cheque. Nyaya iri apa economy yaita mamvemve nekuda kwako. Uchimhanya chete nerimwezuva.

MAN HD

ZIMA explain

How does ZIMA explain that despite their popularity and success, the likes of Pastor G and Leonard Mapfumo have never scooped any award?

ANONYMOUS

Banking not criminal

Which part of the Constitution makes it a crime to bank your hard earned cash Governor Gono?

ANONYMOUS

NCA challenge

It’s high time that Madhuku and Chivasa come out in the open and announce the formation of their own political party. It is clear that NCA is no longer a civic organization.

COME CLEAN

No to Morgan

We still stand by Arthur Mutambara come 2008. No to united coalition under Tsvangirai.

CHIEF

Big mistake

The biggest mistake I have ever made was being a teacher. How can I get a salary enough for 15 loaves of bread only?

ANONYMOUS  

Why bother

Where else do citizens wake up at 4 am on a Sunday to be No. 50 on a bank queue? Moreso, two days to x-mas! Why must we bother about x-mas anyway in such circumstances?

ANONYMOUS

 

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