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A snake is a snake

I want my fellow countrymen to learn that a snake remains a snake no matter what colour, two heads, or how poisonous. Simba is Zanu so are rumoured backers of his. What guarantee do we have that Mujuru won’t continue plundering our diamonds now that he is a Makoni ally? Wake up people, lets change the whole field including those who have no self confidence to the extent of inviting a leader from USA only to back Zanu in an election. – DHLODHLO, BULAWAYO

Bye, bye Bob

Wishing the sitting president of Zimbabwe a happy birthday and wish him as restful retirement this year. – MZAYA, BULAWAYO

Change certain

This year’s elections are going to be superb. No need to worry. ZESA, ZINWA, GMB, are campaigning for the opposition. Things are going to change certainly. – EVANS

Police disgrace

Bvudzijena is a disgrace and a mockery of the police force. How can he support violence by supporting the beating of the teachers in a demonstration against pathetic salaries. – ANONYMOUS

Viva Simba

Simba be a man and never look back. This is a God anointment. I have your vote. – ANONYMOUS

Vote Morgan

Ngatisarase mbereko nekufirwa. Tsvangirai akabirwa musarudzo dzakadarika saka ngatimuvhotere zvekare. Zvinhu zvaoma. – MUBATI WEGIDI, MT DARWIN

Zanu accomplice

Zimbabweans are selling the long struggle by voting for Makoni who has presided over the destruction of this country. Ngatimboitirai Morgan. – CH

Hiking tariffs

Great thanks to ZESA, ZINWA, NRZ for campaigning against Zanu (PF). Keep on hiking your charges. – ANONYMOUS

Be careful

Please Zimbos be careful. We will end up going for another 5 years under Zanu (PF) rule. Makoni was sent to rescue Zanu (PF). Izano raMugabe iro. Vari pamwe chete. – RIE

Clean election

Mapurisa masoja ngavanovhota pachena plus kamwe chete. Ndivo vari kutengwa kuti vavhotere musharukwa asisina kana zano. Mugabe ngaakundwe pachena. Morgan Ndizvo. – RIDZO

Let’s all vote

Ahoy elections. 29 March is the day. All Zims lets go vote for the Zim we want. We can’t just be aloof nyika ichifa kudai. – SHINGI, KWEKWE

Poisoned chalice

Simba and Arthur are drinking from the same cup. True Zimbabweans forget about them and vote Morgan Tsvangirai. – ANONYMOUS

Morgan my man

Mogie ndizvo. We are behind you president Morgan Tsvangirai. Tapinda, tapinda, tapinda panyanga samanyika. – F CHIKOKI, CHI-TOWN

Makoni better

Makoni is better than Tsvangirai. Morgan one O-Level, Mugabe 10 degrees of violence, Simba a high quality leader. – KUNDIONA, JERERA

Pave way

Tsvangirai should pave way for Makoni. – ANONYMOUS

Ignorant police

Watch out police are not aware of amendments to POSA, AIPPA and electoral laws. – TINY, MUTARE

Go now

We wish Mugabe to go forever. – ANONYMOUS

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