In an interview on local television at the weekend, Mr Mugabe
attributed his apparent health to a lifelong regimen of daily exercise.
He said that he jogs each morning and maintains his weight between 75kg
and 80kg. This ensures my body is full of muscles, and not fat, he
said.
He also works out in the gym in his new mansion in Harare’s exclusive
suburb of Borrowdale Brooke and has a personal trainer. He has always
eaten carefully, has never smoked and admits to only an occasional
glass of sweet white wine.
The octogenarian is not without certain health complaints. He’s
certainly not as healthy as he makes out he is, said the doctor.
His speech is not halting, but for several years he has been prone to
long, rambling, disconnected monologues. It’s a sign of senile
dementia caused by neural decay that is normal in people of his age,
said the doctor. Mr Mugabe displays a high-stepping gait, also part of
the dementia syndrome, the doctor said.
In the run-up to last year’s bloody presidential election, Mr Mugabe’s
trousers rose as he sat, to reveal abnormally bloated ankles. Oedema,
suggested the doctor. It’s a sign of heart, kidney or liver
dysfunction.
Most curious of all is his unwrinkled face. You can usually tell how a
person is going to look by observing their parents, he said. Mugabe’s
mother reached 92 and she looked, well, like a prune. He should be
looking like her at his age.
The secret has to be Botox, he said. It also explains why his face
often changes so dramatically, from being chubby to gaunt and
hollow-cheeked. It’s what happens when you don’t have regular
treatment.
Such claims have been voiced before. A former US ambassador referred to him as Botox Bob.
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To the naked eye, Mr Mugabe looks the very picture of health, even for a much younger man let alone someone in their ninth decade. He is in very good shape for 85, said a Harare doctor, requesting anonymity. I would be very happy to look like that when I'm 85.