In recent days they have been out soliciting donations from corporate
Zimbabwe and have drawn up a wish list that is scarcely credible in a
land where seven million citizens survive on international food aid, 94
per cent are jobless and cholera rampages through a population
debilitated by hunger.
The list includes 2,000 bottles of champagne (Moët & Chandon or '61
Bollinger preferred); 8,000 lobsters; 100kg of prawns; 4,000 portions
of caviar; 8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher chocolates; 3,000 ducks; and
much else besides. A postscript adds: No mealie meal  the ground
corn staple on which the vast majority of Zimbabweans survived until
the country's collapse rendered even that a luxury.
Those who prefer to give in cash, not kind, are invited to send
donations of between $45,000 and $55,000 to a US dollar bank account
in the name of the 21st February Movement, a youth organisation
controlled by Zanu (PF) and named after the date of the President's
birthday.
Western diplomats and aid workers were stunned when shown the list.
It's just appalling. It's like they are either completely oblivious to
what's happening in their country, or completely impervious and just
don't care, said one. It's shocking and obscene, said another, who
noted that lobsters were unobtainable in Zimbabwe and would have to be
flown in.
Others said it showed that the Mugabe regime had no intention of
curtailing its excesses after entering a unity government with the
Movement for Democratic Change later this week.
The Times cannot be entirely sure of the list's authenticity but it
came from a reliable source who was contacted by this newspaper, not
the other way round. The source had no vested interest in its
publication, was hesitant about releasing it and had himself received
it from three or four separate businesses that had been approached for
donations.
He said that in each case the approaches were made by groups of youths
from the 21st February Movement who were aggressive and threatening,
and warned that they would make life difficult for the businesses if
they did not stump up. In most cases they are doing so because the cost
of fighting the quasi-mafia that runs Zimbabwe is simply too high.
Zimbabweans became accustomed long ago to the elite staging
extravagant celebrations for the birthday of the increasingly reviled
President  last year's reportedly cost $1.2 million  but the
organiser of this year's bash is Patrick Zhuwawo, Mr Mugabe's nephew,
who seems determined to outdo his predecessors.
At the launch of the fundraising campaign in a Harare hotel last month,
Comrade Zhuwawo, the out- going Deputy Minister of Science and
Technological Development, said that thousands of youths and invited
guests would join the first family for the celebrations in Chinhoyi, in
Mashonaland West, Mr Mugabe's home province, on February 28. He said
that hundreds of cattle, goats and sheep would also be slaughtered for
the lavish one-day celebration.
It's an important day for Zimbabweans to celebrate the life of our
great leader and Africa's hero, he said. Zanu (PF) continues to
receive massive donations from the corporate world, ordinary
Zimbabweans and from people from all walks of life and we are confident
that this year's celebrations will be the best.
He even suggested that the event would raise funds for the
underprivileged, which led one outraged academic to quip last night
that this would include almost every Zimbabwean not invited to the
party and that most would happily accept the extravagance provided that
it was Mr Mugabe's last.
Mr Mugabe's birthday parties are seldom understated affairs. The
celebration two years ago featured 20,000 guests in the Mboka football
stadium in the city of Gweru, which was shown on national television.
It featured giant cakes, children in brightly coloured sashes mingling
with the elite and a speech by the President denouncing
homosexuality. For his 80th birthday  which he celebrated in his home
village of Kutama, 50 miles west of Harare  the day began with a
Catholic Mass followed by a festival of school choirs, a police band
and a performance by the gospel singer Fungisai Zvakavapano.
Zimbabwe's newspapers often publish huge colour advertisements wishing
the Old Crocodile birthday greetings from state enterprises that have
been haemorrhaging money for years.
This year, however, the Zimbabwean media have reported that even some
Zanu (PF) members have complained about the planned celebration.
Dzikamai Mavhaire, a senator, told a recent provincial executive
meeting in Masvingo: We cannot fundraise for a single person when we
have millions of starving Zimbabweans in the country . . . Only
[Mugabe's] personal friends and relatives within the party or outside
should do that.
Birthday list
2,000 bottles of champagne  Moët & Chandon and '61 Bollinger
500 bottles of whisky  Johnny Walker Blue Label, 22-year-old Chivas
8,000 lobsters
100kg king prawns
3,000 ducks
4,000 portions of caviar
8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher
16,000 eggs
3,000 cakes  chocolate and vanilla
4,000 packs of pork sausages
500kg cheese
4,000 packets of crackers
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