Ghost upsets granny

Grandmother Doris, a former nursing home assistant, said her struggles to fight off a groping ghost are affecting her sleep and 'giving me the jitters'.

'It's like an octopus,' she said. 'It started four months ago. I was lying in bed when I felt this creepy pair of hands. 'I kicked frantically and it went away. Next time it came I hurled the duvet on to the floor! But the ghost keeps coming back. I've tried sleeping without the duvet. But it started shaking my mattress. I even threw the mattress off the bed and bought a new one but it has made no difference.'

Doris, who accepts many people 'are going to think I am mad', emphasised that, despite living alone, she is 'not lonely' and feels she may need to 'call in the Ghostbusters': 'I told the vicar and he said it is a lost spirit. 'What I want to know is, why has it got lost in my flat?'

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