Granted, even though Zimbabwe has been growing its dull economy faster than us, it has a lot of catching up to do in many other areas. For now I would recommend to the octogenarian dictator Robert Mugabe – who is widely accused of rigging the 2008 presidential elections and refuses to walk away from power – a dose of the very sins he accused us of having.
Drink some rum, Mugabe, and smoke a little weed. In the interim, remind yourself of this: Jamaica has many crucial, systemic social and economic problems. – Mark Wognall, Jamaica