2. Join the army, visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.
3. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
4. Before borrowing money from a friend, decide which you need more—friend or the money.
5. Death is hereditary.
6. There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.
7. A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.
8. When you’re right, no one remembers. When you’re wrong, no one forgets.
9. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
10. If you can’t see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.
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