2. There are three kinds of people in the world. People who make things happen. People who watch things happen and people who say “What happened?”.
3. Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
4. Man is the only living being who cuts trees, makes paper, and writes “SAVE TREES” on it.
5. A lie will make it around the world before the truth has time to put on it’s shoes.
6. You do not really understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother.
7. I live in my own world but it’s okay. They know me there.
8. Whoever uses the phrase “Easy as taking candy from a baby,” has obviously never tried taking candy from a baby.
9. Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
10. ‘Always’ and ‘never’ are two words you should always remember never to use.
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