Biti’s infidelity

From Tsvangirai’s camp came revelations of Biti’s infidelity. Apparently the judgemental Mr Biti was out carousing with his mistress when he pranged his car in Chegutu, a secret that Tsvangirai had never used against him. The MDC Renewal Team is pushing for Tsvangirai to resign for bringing the party into disrepute for his womanising.

Tendai Biti
Tendai Biti

Thank goodness for melanin because Biti, who leads the Renewal renegades, would have been red with embarrassment to learn that his own extramarital shenanigans have been made public. From the Tsvangirai camp a further shot was fired at Mugabe, reminding the president that he too cheated on his wife Sally, when he impregnated First Lady Grace.

What is more, Sally was battling for her life against a chronic kidney ailment, as Grace and Robert cavorted on the desk tops of his Munhumutapa office – or wherever it is that cheating presidents choose to cavort.

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