Thank goodness for melanin because Biti, who leads the Renewal renegades, would have been red with embarrassment to learn that his own extramarital shenanigans have been made public. From the Tsvangirai camp a further shot was fired at Mugabe, reminding the president that he too cheated on his wife Sally, when he impregnated First Lady Grace.
What is more, Sally was battling for her life against a chronic kidney ailment, as Grace and Robert cavorted on the desk tops of his Munhumutapa office – or wherever it is that cheating presidents choose to cavort.
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