The likes of Phelekezela Mphoko cannot even imagine an Ndebele person ever becoming president, believing that the token Zapu VP position is the highest achievement possible.
‘I am really disappointed with Dabengwa. I really don’t know what got into him and there’s no doubt that today he could have been the Vice President,’ said Mphoko.
In the same speech, he reveals his predilection for consuming human waste. ‘We drank our own urine in one of the operations when we had travelled for more than 60km to a place where there was no water. We opened our water bottles, shot into them and waited for the acids to evaporate. We then ate Russian chocolate and drank our own urine,’ Mphoko said.
Suddenly it all makes sense. No man can take a swig of urine and remain normal thereafter. – Till next week, my pen is capped. JeràPost published in: News