THE PEOPLE SPEAK

Chihuri please
Bindura Central Police Station hakuna zvigaro. Mapurisa ari kutogara pazvidhinha vamwe pamatayi emota. Chihuri tipoo maserious.
GOD FATHAH, BINDURA

Disabled wos
Isu zvirema hatichakwanisi kukwiravo pamabhazi nehuwori huri kui


twa ipapo. Kana chikafu chavakungowanikwa nevakasimba.
ANONYMOUS

Plumtree plea
Hello. Plumtree is starving. No access to The Zimbabwean. Please help.
BELTHAZOR MLAZI

Unbearable pain
Wezhira atambura zvomene. Kusvika rini zvakadai vehama?
MUKARANGA

Chipangano terror
Chipangano chatotanga totizira kupi? Takatorerwa number dzezvitupa. Vanamai vanzwa nekurohwa nechipangano.
ANONYMOUSD

Morgan vote
We will vote Tsvangirai. We are fed up of Mugabe and his cronies. We want them out. Don’t worry Tsvangirai we are behind you all the way to the ballot up into office. Everyone is looking for your help. Taneta baba Chatunga. Chiendai.
ANONYMOUS

UMP awakens
The guys from Uzumba Maramba Pfungwa (UMP) are paying $160,000 per bucket for grinding mill. This time they will not let us down. They have learnt that Mugabe regime can not help them at all. They will only remember them during elections.
SON OF UMP (MUSSO)

Corrupt cops
Zimbabwe will never be alright with such corrupt police force. They are the most corrupt bunch. How do you enforce law when the law enforcers are corrupt too.?
ANONYMOUS

Brillian ideas
Norman Reynolds’ ideas are brilliant to solve Zimbabweans’ economic problems and to uplift South Africa’s human resources and economy in the next 3years? In the meantime what happens to us in Zimbabwe? We have a serious humanitarian crisis. This can be fixed now by the UK and SA through President Mbeki, Zanu (PF) and MDC without further destruction to Zimbabweans lives.
PSB

End is nigh
Vatongi veZimba be aware that the general populace are suffering under your misguided rule. Operations: Hondo Yeminda, Murambatsvina, Operation Zuva Rabuda, Operation Reduce Price. Grains are never available on the market. Electricity is not available, water is not available. Your days will definitely come whether you kill us all. See Saddam in Iraq.
TAKAFAKARE

Phone blues
No sms. No calls. No call backs. No missed calls. I might have missed a funeral. Rest in peace.
ANONYMOUS

Vote Tsvangirai
Please help Zimbabwe to achieve the Zimbabwe dream by voting for the MDC (Tsvangirai) in the coming elections. Send this message to all those you know.
GUQULA

Reynolds misfired
I strongly disagree with Norman Reynolds that Zimbabwe be a province of SA. Malawi and Zambia our former federal comrades went through the same hardships but overcome them through a free and fair election and a new constitution, something that Thabo Mbeki does not want to advocate.
LLOYD DAMBA, ZENGEZA

Constitution flouted
Been reading a lot about the MDC split. Dzamara has got facts. He should now publish names. Again the Ncuibe faction had no chairman to chair congress as far as the original constitution was concerned.
ANONYMOUS

Daylight robbery
The Zimbabwean is being sold on the black market in Zvishavane, $150,000 a copy. Tobirwa nembavha idzi.
NJEMBA NJEMBAS

Time is up
Ko VaMugabe zvavanoti vanhu vemuZimbabwe yakasununguka ndivo vakavavhotera uye vachiti vanondida. Ko ngavambofamba vapinde munzvimbo dzine vanhu vacho kana muMbare vasina body guard.
ANONYMOUS

Paper trail
We are no longer reading our newspaper The Zimbabwean for the past two weeks. I would like to know why? Ndiro chete rino reva chokwadi. Ndikasa verenga iri bepa ndinorasikirwa nechokwadi.
W KACHI, CHINHOYI

Cops & bribes
Taneta netraffic police inomira kuCowdray park . Nhai weduwee yaamhosva here kugara kuCowdray park. Even neSunday venenge varipo vachida chibhanzi.
ANONYMOUS





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