Diners at The Chef in Johannesburg, near the offices of the BBC, Sky News and other international media groups, were given a choice between an MDC (mushroom, diced ham and cheese) omelette and Bob’s Election-Winning Chicken for lunch on Thursday.
Zimbabwean President Robert Mugabe (Bob to The Chef) can take comfort in the knowledge that, despite his Zanu-PF’s rout in parliamentary elections, his chicken (a nod to the party’s rooster symbol) was the hands-down favourite.
When it came to choosing a governing party, the offering was more constrained. Patrons were asked to decide between Zanu-PF and the MDC on a mock ballot slip. The only problem was that the Zanu-PF box came pre-ticked.
As for the Zanu-PF Breakfast, The Chef regretted to inform: Sorry, no stock.
Prices were listed in Zimbabwe dollars, with a zero added every hour.
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