Tearing his illustrious self away from his adoring fans at his birthday celebrations, Mugabe with his telescopic foresight suddenly materialized outside the Zimbabwe Embassy, London, dressed in the robes of an Arab sheik to show his solidarity with his Libyan friend Gaddafi, who is apparently running short of power at the moment.
Icon Mugdafi waved a pistol at our posters: Mugdafi = Mugabe + Gaddafi Terrrible Twins read one of them; Mugdafi Evil Despots of Destruction another.
Mugdafi made no comment on long-standing rumours that the Embassy had been mortgaged to Libya but said he was there to welcome the King of Kings of Africa who was expected to arrive in London at any moment to lead his promised revolution against Queen Elizabeth, who Gaddafi complained the other day had been in power even longer than himself but hadnt been subjected to the same illegal criticism (see Events and Notices below).
Mugdafi said he wanted to discuss with the King of Kings payment for the hundreds of Zimbabwean troops sent to join the African mercenary force in Libya who have been shooting the drug-crazed young people there deluded supporters of Al Quaeda (and probably Amnesty International as well). Of reports that a plane stuffed with gold was ready to take Gaddafi to Harare, the beacon and philanthropist said the great Libyan philosopher and prophet only wanted to visit his Ethiopian brother Mengistu Haile Mariam, who has been sheltering in Zimbabwe for many years, to discuss how ungrateful people are to their despots.
The Zimbabwean legend instantly fell asleep in one of our chairs when confronted by another of our posters: Mugdafi One Mission Power at all Costs.
While the philanthropist was asleep Vigil supporters decided to hold a Solidarity Vigil on Tuesday 1st March from 11 am to 1pm in support of a planned protest in Harare against Mugabe misrule.
We are holding a Solidarity Protest with Zimbabwe Million Citizen March on Tuesday 1st March from 11am to 1pm. Venue: outside the Zimbabwe Embassy, London.
FOR THE RECORD: 94 signed the register.
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