Theo_TheOtherOne @Madzibaba_TNT
the athletes village would be an actual village
tash@nunu_ninja
after counting the votes twice, we have decided that the winner of the 50 metre sprint is…. Zimbabwe
Nzinga Q@NzingaQ
RT @CynicHarare: In honour of our national leadership, members of the Zim relay team would refuse to pass the baton
Munyaradzi Hoto @MunyaHoto
there would be ma orange nemvura pa halftime
Anisia Michael @NiseyLoves
“Every country to bring their own generator. We are all in this together…” -ZESA’s official statement
a zim standup comic™ @CarlJoshuaNcube
the 100m finish line would be outside statehouse with race starting at 1759pm
DANakin Skywalker @DannythatGuy
Women’s parallel parking as an event would be cancelled due to high risk and loss of life.
a zim standup comic™ @CarlJoshuaNcube
the motto would be “if at first you don’t succeed we have a guy that can orgAnise a medal for you at 50 bucks”
Bernard L Muponda @b3nml
all foreign medal winners will cede 51pc of their medals to our local athletes. This position is not negotiable
Kuda Musasiwa @begottensun
the mascot would be the #GokweGoblin
BTC @babytakucarter
Cascade will be a proud sponsor of energy drinks.
BTC @babytakucarter
Backstroke will be the only stroke for swimming in honor of Kirsty Coventry
Michell Sinyosi @michelerato
Hahaha RT @toto4shizzle RT @NNMusingwini: …because of water shortages, swimming would become a track event.
Anna_Chaka @AnnaChaka
tweets are just HILARIOUS..LOOOOL…cnt stop laughing
Tha™@trabaka
They would introduce the Pothole Challenge
pie da 5’5 @heyPAIDA
HAHAHA! RT @HeyToko ma gymnasts will have to wear tracksuits….ma leotards “anonyadzisira”
pie da 5’5 @heyPAIDA
LMAO RT @KingKGC ZESA would conveniently cut power everytime a British, American or Aussie olympian won a medal.
Kuda Musasiwa @begottensun
Russian athlete “Mustaf Wanyokov” doesn’t get why the crowd cracks ups when he’s called. @carlncube @Rufarod
Sanele Z Mbense @Sanele_Mbense
But… :”””D RT @Zibonele: all athletes will be asked to return their medals after the competition
Terry\o/ @iareTerry
we would officially replace the gold medal with a ngoda to the winner.
Thami @ThamiNo9
“@Son_Of_Moyo: Britain would be disqualified from all events #KeepYourBritain” kwaaaaaxiox!!
Jorelle Taylor @pointfive_5
games will only be during the day cos eish electricity will be out @ night lol
Craig @Craboski
This! Lol RT @_RastaMansta_: the “zorai butter” celebration would be compulsory for all gold medal winners
Wanda Mthembu @wanda_bar
pole vaults would be used to jump borders
Sam @sam4Lm
we’d have newsreaders 25 years from now with names like Olympicsmore, Sprintmore, Swimmore Moyo
Milo @Milo_____
Jumping Borders would be their main event.
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