The Comedy of Relatives: ED’s Government of Kinship

In the illustrious world of politics, where chaos and intrigue collide, we often encounter instances that leave us questioning the sanity of those in power.

Zimbabwe, my dear fellow cynics, is no exception. Enter President Emmerson Mnangagwa, a maestro of political shenanigans and a master of self-preservation. Marvel at his ingenious solution to doubts about his legitimacy and the lack of support for his leadership: the appointment of his dearest kith and kin to prominent positions within the government. Oh, what a stroke of genius!

One could say that if President Mnangagwa truly believed in the strength of his abilities, he would graciously allow for a fair and transparent process when making government appointments. Ah, the beauty of meritocracy! How boring it must be when qualifications and competence are the guiding principles. Instead, dear readers, let us embark on a journey through the whimsical world of familial connections in high places, where fairness and equal opportunities graciously step aside for the timeless charm of nepotism.

Picture this, if you dare: a government filled to the brim with relatives, like a giant family reunion where decision-making takes the form of heated debates around the dinner table. Oh, the joyous nostalgia of childhood squabbles and sibling rivalries being turned into an enigmatic political landscape! Was it not the great philosopher Plato who said, “In the ideal state, wisdom and knowledge should be hereditary”? Well, Plato, my friend, I regret to inform you that Zimbabwe appears to have taken your words a little too seriously.

As we contemplate the sheer audacity of President Mnangagwa’s actions, let us not forget the implications they have on governance and public trust. The appointment of relatives to crucial positions not only ignites the flames of favoritism, but it also dances merrily upon the ashes of fairness and equal opportunity. Who needs competence and merit when you have family ties to rely on? The nation looks on in awe as talents and expertise are overshadowed by bloodline connections, leaving us to wonder if we have been transported back to the days of medieval monarchies.

But let us not be too quick to judge, for in this tragicomic tale, there are deeper layers to unravel. Beneath the surface of this familial frenzy lies a profound contemplation on the nature of power. Does the President appoint his relatives out of a desire for unwavering loyalty and allegiance? Or does he doubt his own abilities, seeking solace in the familiar faces of kinship? Are these appointments a desperate attempt to shield himself from the biting winds of opposition and the haunting echoes of doubt? Oh, the existential quandaries that plague our leader’s mind!

In this grand spectacle of governance gone awry, we are forced to question the very essence of legitimacy. How can a leader claim to represent the will of the people when his actions are perceived as self-serving and nepotistic? The nation’s trust, already fragile like the delicate tendrils of a spider’s web, threatens to shatter into a million tiny fragments. It is as if we are caught in a tragicomedy where the protagonist’s actions only serve to deepen the audience’s doubt and scepticism.

And so, dear readers, we find ourselves at the crossroads of humour and introspection. We cannot help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all, yet a lingering sadness tugs at our hearts. The future of our great nation, once brimming with hope and promise, now hangs in the balance. As the tale of familial appointments continues to unfold, we must confront the harsh truth that fair processes and appointments have been relegated to the realm of distant dreams.

The appointment of President Emerson Mnangagwa’s relatives to key positions within the government is a tragicomic saga that both amuses and exasperates. It symbolizes a departure from fair and transparent governance, as nepotism takes center stage, leaving competence and merit to wither away in the wings. As we reflect on the consequences of such appointments, let us not lose sight of the deeper introspection they demand, for our nation’s future hinges on our ability to confront the challenges at hand.

Kumbirai Thierry Nhamo | Writer

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