This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning when his wife sneaked up behind him and whacked him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.
Man: “What was that for?”
Wife: “What was that piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Marylou written on it?”
Man: “Oh honey, remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horse I bet on.”
The wife looked satisfied and went off to work around the house. Three days later he was once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeated the frying pan swatting.
Man: “What the hell was that for this time?”
Wife: “Your horse called.”Post published in: Analysis