As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the bag behind the gate, but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a local bar passes by near the cemetery gate and hears a voice: “ONE FOR ME,ONE FOR YOU. ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR YOU.”
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest and, gasping for breath, he says: “Father, Father, please come with me. Come and witness GOD and satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.”
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued: “ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR YOU. ONE FOR ME, ONE FOR YOU…” Suddenly the voice stops counting and says: “AND NOW FOR THE TWO AT THE GATE!”
Post published in: Zimbabwe News