I say Rest In Peace those who perished in the Harare – Nyamapanda Road Pioneer – ZUPCO accidents. Our roads have turned more dangerous than HIV/AIDS and cancer. We cry Lord help us. I know the Zanu (PF) government does not care about us the people but itself – Norman Siriro, Harare, Zimbabwe
Teacher: Who is the president of Zimbabwe?
Children: Bigman
Teacher: Correct. How about the minister of defence?
Children: Sniper
Teacher: Correct. What is the capital city of Zimbabwe?
Children: Chitungwiza-Zengeza
Teacher: Very good and who composed the national anthem?
Children: Soul Jah Luv
Teacher: Excellent. Hamuite hamuite. What do you call people from Moscow?
Children: Mosquitoes
Teacher: Perfect and how much is 2+5?
Children: 25
Teacher: That’s great. You will remain this stupid until your government increases my salary – Bones, Epworth, Zimbabwe
Thatha u Morgan ufakesihlalweni uzabona abantu sebethapha uluju inyosi sezibalekile. IZanu (PF) kumele ibekwazi ukuthi kakholoyedwa oyithandayo bayazibuselanje bayaziyenganje ngempela sesikhathelebo. Uyabona iminyane ingaphapha phakathi kwabantu bayaqakeza yona icabange ukuthi bayayithabela ngokuyiqakezela ingazi ukuthi siyabesifuna ukuyibulala. IZanau kayibekwazike lokho ukuthi kayisibobonke abakuqakezelayo abakuthandayo. Sesimelele umbuso olobunzima elizweni lethu. Kuthuleni kodwa likwazi lokho engikukhulumileyo yikho ngithe. KUTHULWA KUSAZIWA – Makhosonke, Kwekwe, Zimbabwe
Isu tisu tofa nenzara iwo matumbu akati tashu. Kachembere kaye ngakatibvire. Kuchengeta nherera ndobasa chete raakaona rinosimudzira nyika? Ende nherera dzacho ndedze kumusha kwake dzaari kutinyepera achiti ndinochengeta nherera – Hapanakusirikufa, Harare, Zimbabwe
Grace watanga kuchekeresa vanhu vasina mhosva nezvimifananidzo zvako zvawakanamira pama ZUPCO iwe uyine ropa mumawoko. Nyikayese iri kutsutsumwa newe. Bvisa zvima picture zvako pamabhazi upenyu hwevanhu uchengetedzeke. Nzwira vana vewamwe Tsitsi ubve pamabhazi apo. Ndinoti vese vakaparara munjodzi yemumugwagwa iyi zororayi murugare – Snodia Mhere, Macheke, Zimbabwe
Tinotenda President Morgan Tsvangirai nekubuda muhofisi kundorwisa mhandu dzatipfuvisa munyika. Makatanga nemhondi dzeku Budiriro. Zuro uno maiva ku chipatara che Hopley uko vana veZimbabwe varikunyimwa mishonga nekurapwa. Ndinoti rambayi makashingwa tanzwa nekunyimwa kodzero dzedu. Kumamisha tiri kunyimwa mbeu dzakatengwa nemari yhurumende kubudikidza ne mari dzemitero dzinobatirwa vana vedu vari kumabasa. Rambai makashinga Baba tivakusvika honayi Zanu yava mamvemve. Tirikurwirwa naMwari – Tichaona Kwenda, Bindura, Zimbabwe
Hanya nani kuti Grace akasara ku East Asia achirapwa. Mugabe ngaaziwe kuti isu wemuChipangano chake tawakumuziva nezita reku Bokoharam nekuda kweutsinye waakaitira mhuri dzeku Anold Farm kuMazowe. Kurwisa kwake mai Mujuru kwakatifadza asi kuzobuditsa vanhu mumba achipinza Shumba hakuna kutifadza. Dana Denga rakutorai muzorore murugare. Mukumbire mwari pekuchengetera mhuka dzesango kugehena – Comrade Kasikayi Kamupira, Mbare, Zimbabwe
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